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George R. R. Martin wonders if angry fans will bite the head off his chocolate replica for not finishing Winds of Winter
You can apparently buy a mini GRRM made out of chocolate.
Although Game of Thrones concluded in 2019, avid followers of A Song of Ice and Fire are eagerly anticipating the release of the concluding books to experience the finale as envisioned by George R.R. Martin. The author has dedicated more than a decade refining The Winds of Winter, aiming to deliver a gratifying conclusion. However, the prolonged wait has left fans discontented.
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Behold: A chocolate George R. R. Martin working on an Apple laptop
George R. R. Martin has been an important part of pop culture for a really long time. Now he can be part of your sweet cravings, thanks to a chocolate replica of the renowned author. Martin flaunted the dessert on his blog, Not A Blog, and imagined what fans would do if they found out about its existence:
Chocolate George R. R. Martin via Not A Blog
“Is this item to be found in the gift shop, available for purchase? That fills me with dread. So many people are cross with me because of how long it is taking me to finish THE WINDS OF WINTER? Will they be buying chocolate me by the thousands and biting off my chocolate head in their wroth?
But maybe it’s not me after all. The guy in the picture is using an Apple laptop. I use a DOS desktop, so…”
George R. R. Martin calls Trump chocolates “poisonous”
Martin wondered at the chocolate collection present at the Spanish museum, and remarked, “I find myself at a loss for words, but full of questions.
Am I made of dark chocolate or milk chocolate? No idea. Am I solid chocolate, or do I have a filling? Nougat? Peanut butter? Nuts? Does the museum have a display of chocolate writers, where I am to be found between chocolate Tolkien and chocolate Cervantes? Or other sorts of chocolate celebrities? Singers, actors, politicians? (Avoid the chocolate Trump, he’s poisonous).”
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