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New 'Battle of the Bastards' photo shows Jon Snow ready to furiously charge with Longclaw

Episode 9 in Game of Thrones has always had a history. We’ve lost some of our favourite characters to that episode, and we’ve seen some amazing battles in that episode. So to say that the ‘Battle of the Bastards’ had a lot to live up to is an understatement. However, David and Dan delivered, and today we got arguably the best episode of season 6. The biggest Game of Thrones production to date, which had hundreds of extras and spent millions to make, gave us the largest battle sequence in the history of television. The Battle of the Bastards was truly a joy to watch, and though quite predictable, it was directed and written in a way that made me sit on the edge of my seat the whole time.

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I was initially surprised when the episode started with the Masters assault on the city, since I expected the whole episode to revolve around the battle in the North. However I wasn’t disappointed, as we got some of the best Daenerys scenes in a long time. The initial meeting with the Masters was great, the way they tried to intimidate Daenerys until Drogon arrived. It seems like they’ve finally gotten the dragons right! The CGI was impressive, and not wasted like earlier this season when Daenerys climbed on top of Drogon just to give a speech. This time there was purpose in her actions, as she flew over the Masters fleets and burnt them to a crisp. with the help of her two other forgotten children, who are finally out of their dungeon. It was amazing seeing all three dragons in action, working in unison to burn their Mothers enemies to the ground.

Game of Thrones Season 6 - Episode 9 Review: Battle of the Bastards

Another surprise was the Greyjoys arriving. Seems like they borrowed Littlefinger’s teleporter and arrived just after the battle. The North isn’t the only one who remembers, as Tyrion reminisces about the time when he first met Theon in Winterfell, where the now cockless man mocked him about his size. It’s bittersweet when you think about how confident and cocky Theon used to be. He’s a changed man now, which he tries to convince Tyrion of. Though it’s nice seeing these two men see each other again, the real interaction that stole the scene was the one between Daenerys and Yara. Now I haven’t really enjoyed Dany’s scenes this season, but this episode was a real standout, and I loved the conversation between these two women. They clearly have a lot in common, and I loved that every time Danaerys questioned Yara, the latter responded with sassy comeback which would always relate herself to Dany. The two also got a bit flirty, and from what we’ve seen from previous episodes, in the show at least it seems Yara is either a lesbian or bisexual. Though Daenerys has only been with men in the show, in the books she also had sexual relations with her Dothraki handmaidens. It will be interesting to see how these two interact in the future, as the Greyjoys have become the first of Daenerys’ allies from Westeros. In exchange for their ships and support to her claim, Daenerys agrees to award Yara the Kingdom of the Iron Islands. However, in doing so, the Ironborn must reject their way of life, which means no more pillaging and raping. Being handed your kingdom isn’t really paying the Iron Price, so I don’t think the Ironborn will be too eager to accept Yara as their queen, especially if it means giving up on their culture and heritage.

 

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The battle of the North started with a battle of words and wits, as the Starks and Boltons had a confrontation prior to their fight. Ramsay and Jon finally met, as Snow tried to anger the former bastard by offering to end this war in the form of a duel. Ramsay mocked Jon’s offer, but it was Sansa who had the final words, promising Ramsay that he’s going to “die tomorrow.”

As Jon and his advisors prepared for the upcoming battle, Ser Davos noted that the key to victory would be patience, and the only way they would win was if Ramsay came to them. After they left Jon, Sansa confronted her brother, telling him not to take Ramsay lightly as he didn’t know what he was up against. It’s interesting to see how the dynamic has changed between these two, Jon is the one who’s usually in charge and Sansa is the one who usually follows orders. However since escaping Wintefell, Sansa has become much stonger and colder, while Jon has taken the backseat since being resurrected. But it’s hard to watch Sansa stand there and lecture Jon about their lack of men when she;s the one hiding an entire army! I had hoped this episode would explain why she was so reluctant to give Jon this information, but it really doesn’t make any sense. If Jon had known that he could expect support from the Vale, his tactics and strategies would have changed accordingly, yet she still refrains from telling him. She does warn Jon that Ramsay won’t fall for any traps, as he’s the one who lays them, and that he shouldn’t do anything Ramsay wants. She also quite directly tells him that they won’t be able to save Rickon, so Jon shouldn’t let his emotions take hold of him.

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Obviously Jon totally forgets all this advice the moment he reaches the battlefield. Ramsay rides out to the front pulling along the young heir of Winterfell, Rickon Stark. He cuts him free and tells him to run towards his brother. This is an obvious trap, but the moment Jon sees his little brother, who he hasn’t seen in almost six years, run towards him, he wastes no time in getting on his horse and galloping forward to meet him. We haven’t had a Stark death in a while, and this one was just as tragic as the other three. Ramsay pulls out his bow and starts shooting arrows towards Rickon, purposely missing as the distance between the two brothers diminishes. We all knew what was coming, but seeing Rickon sprint across that open field. seeing Jon’s outstretched hand, almost made me want to believe that something would happen. Something did happen, though it wasn’t what I wanted. All I could do was shout “zigzag!” Or “serpentine!” But it was no use. Jon watched Rickon fall a few feet ahead of him, as he took an arrow to the chest. Sansa knew, Davos knew, Tormund knew, but as we all know, Jon Snow knows nothing. Ramsay had baited Jon perfectly, and without a second thought Jon raced towards the Bolton army. As arrows hailed down around him and killed his horse, Davos unleashed the Stark cavalry. Their plan had been to let the enemy come to them, but the actions of their commander forced them to abandon all logic and rush towards the enemy instead. As Jon realised his mistake, standing in the open field with the Bolton cavalry charging towards him, he accepted his fate and raised Longclaw one last time. Or so he thought. This was definitely my favourite scene from this season, as the two opposing armies met around Jon, and the following choreography that saw Jon fight off half a dozen men.

As epic as that scene was, it would result in a heavy defeat for the Stark loyalists, who were soon surrounded by a shield wall. As the men began to panic and rush towards an escape, Jon is pushed to the ground and severely trampled on by his own men. I almost thought this was the end of our favourite bastard, none of the good characters ever die in a dignified way, so Jon being crushed by his own men wasn’t too hard to believe. Luckily he manages to pull himself up, while Tormund takes a tumble as he fights the Smalljon Umber. Just when it looks like Tormund is about to meet his end, Littlefinger arrives with the Knights of Rohan – I mean the Vale. With Sansa watching from afar, the knights smash the Bolton forces and free the Northerners. Tormund uses the diversion to bite off a part of Smalljons face and finish him off with a knife. Jon wastes no time, going after Ramsay who is already heading back to Winterfell.

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At the castle, as Ramsay prepares for a siege, Wun-Wun the giant breaks through the doors, not before being wounded by several arrows. As the Wildlings pour in and finish off the remaining Bolton men, Ramsay kills Wun-Wun by shooting an arrow in his eye. Jon is there to witness this, and now that he’s the only one remaining from his side, Ramsay accepts Jon’s offer to a duel. As the others watch on, Ramsay draws his bow again, but Jon picks up a shield and manages to deflect all the incoming arrows. Now for someone who managed to kill Rickon from a hundred feet away with bow, Ramsay sure finds it difficult to navigate around the small shield Jon is holding. I don’t understand why he didn’t pull out his sword when Jon was right at his face, but it would have ended in the same way, with Ramsay on the ground and Jon atop of him, bashing his head in with his fists. I loved this scene, I loved how brutal it was. Jon stops only when he sees Sansa watching, maybe realising that she’s the one who deserves revenge, that she should be the one to decides how he dies. Sansa gets her wish soon after, as she confronts Ramsay while he’s tied up in the kennels. He still has a smile on his face, and tells Sansa that he will always be a part of her. I don’t know whether he means the vile and cruel acts he did to her will always stay with her, or that maybe she’s pregnant with his child. Probably the former, since Sansa would be the first to know if she was pregnant and nothing on the show has indicated that she is. As Sansa tells him “your words will dissappear, your house will dissappear, you will dissappear,” Ramsay’s hounds enter his cell. Though he is adament his dogs are loyal, Sansa reminds him that they haven’t been fed in a week, and as Ramsay fails to make them listen to him, one rips into his jaw and begins devouring him. We’d been waiting for Ramsay to get a piece of his own medicine, and while I’d have preferred if he was flayed, this still works well. I liked how Sansa is about to turn away, but then continues watching the dogs feed on him. When she does leave, she’s got a smirk on her face. The Starks are back!

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Game of Thrones season 7 finale review: “The Dragon and the Wolf”

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Nearly all of our remaining main characters made their way to King’s Landing for the season finale, and it was spectacular! Every one of them looked magnificent, every one of them having levelled up and looking the part.

Slowing the pace down in the beginning of the episode was a welcome change that allowed us to reacquaint ourselves with the classic character/politics structure that drew us into Game of Thrones in the first place. Tyrion, Bronn, and Podrick reuniting genuinely warmed my heart.

Sure, Bronn had to leave pretty immediately – a move that at first seemed suspicious, until I remembered that the actor Jerome Flynn and Cersei’s Lena Heady refuse to be in any scene together because of their real-life past. Well, off to get drunk and catch up with Podrick, who it’s best to have out of harm’s way anyway.

Brienne and the Hound touching base about not dying and the status of Arya Stark was another nice moment. The Hound’s follow-up with his brother the Mountain teased a Cleaganebowl, but did not deliver. Hopefully next season.

One of the best executed moments of the episode is what I’ll call “Schrödinger’s Wight”. When the Hound sets the crate down and opens the lid, we do not know if the Wight is animated or not. Is it even still in there? Is it just a pile of bones? Was the rag-tag, hackneyed plan to travel beyond the wall and capture an undead exhibit all for nothing?

Luckily, a skeleton on steroids rushes out of the box and lunges at Queen Cersei. The Mountain doesn’t stop it in time (is he afraid?), but luckily the Hound decides to slowly dismember the creature before he has the chance to chomp it to bits.

Jon follows up with a straightforward yet dramatic zombie-killing tutorial. The demonstration couldn’t have been more ideal. So much so that Cersei seems shaken (as much as she could be), and she offers a truce in return for Jon’s neutrality in the wars to come.

However, in true Stark fashion, Jon stays true to his nature and frankly asserts that he will remain loyal to his new Queen, Daenerys. Cersei’s not pleased, and storms off. Daenerys and company are not pleased, and berate Jon. Honesty gets Starks killed; honesty doesn’t win wars.

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But Jon Snow doesn’t care about what other people think. He pretty much never has, and especially since he got brought back from the dead. And as much of a Targaryen as he is in his blood, he proved to be the very definition of a Stark. As he told Theon later in the episode, sometimes you don’t have to choose which family you belong to. Jon is both. His sincerity would have made Ned proud.

Tyrion scrambles to come up with a solution and walks into the lioness’ den.

The Lannister family has always boasted some of the strongest actors in the series, and it is no small delight to watch Lena Heady and Peter Dinklage act across one another. Heady has had a lot to work with in the past few seasons, but Dinklage has had to act across Emilia Clark’s wooden readings for quite some time. So it was refreshing to see the strength of these two performances evenly matched and fueling each other.

As for the characters – yes it was stupid for Tyrion to meet with Cersei one-on-one. He’s been full of stupid ideas all season, and I’m not sure why. The first few seasons expertly set up his brilliance. Now he’s basically a chronic-fumbler. My instinct is that showrunners David Benioff and D. B. Weiss are themselves not up to the intellectual challenge of paying the Imp his dues, that without George R. R. Martin’s help they are unable to write for a character is that is, in fact, smarter than they are.

Whatever. Here’s what we know: Cersei has grown significantly, and would have made her father proud (had he not been so sexist, and dead). Her cunning and ruthlessness have skyrocketed. She’s really in top form. But Tyrion doesn’t necessarily know it. Despite having heard rumors of the goings-ons of King’s Landing, he can’t possibly understand how much Cersei has gone through while he was trekking to Meereen and back.

We also know that Cersei’s aesthetic for vengeance has evolved. Viewers who bemoaned the improbability of her letting Tyrion live not only do not have their sights set on her end game, but have forgotten the information she has laid out for us. Her treatment (as well as her epically villainous monologues) of the septa at the end of last season as well as Ellaria Sand and her daughter Tyene show us that she is not content with swift hack-and-slash deaths.

Not for those she truly despises. Instead, she prefers long and drawn out torture. It would not have been satisfying for Cersei to order the Mountain to cut Tyrion down. Surely she has fantasized and planned out just how she would like him to die, and surely it would be very slow and very painful. But that’s not for now.

Vengeance against one little brother is small when compared to ruling over the Seven Kingdoms, protecting what she thinks of as family, and destroying the mass of people who oppose her.

We don’t know how exactly Tyrion and Cersei’s conversation got on after he surmised she was pregnant. We do know that he convinced her to return the Dragon Pit. We know she feigned compromise. And we know that Cersei got exactly what she wanted out of this arrangement and set herself up for success as much as possible.

It’s not for nothing that Brienne of Tarth showed up in King’s Landing. Although her importance in the Dragon Pit negotiations was minimal at best, her brief interaction with Jaime was possibly enough to sway him to do what he needed.

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Jaime has been blindly devoted to Cersei for a long time. It was for his love for her that started this whole mess to begin with when he pushed Brann out of the tower in the very first episode of the series. His stint in the custody of Brienne softened his heart, and in conjunction with losing his hand, he became a man who wanted to do better. Cersei has only become viler with time, fermenting like wine, but his love for her has never faltered.

Their relationship has been unhealthy for a long time, if it was ever healthy to begin with. So a big and tearful round of applause for a man who was finally able escape an abusive relationship. You go, Jaime.

I think we were all terrified that Cersei would honestly have the Mountain put an end to him. But it’s beautiful that she didn’t. She must have wanted to. “No one walks away from me.” She must have believed that she was so dead inside that she could have. But it’s a more interesting thing to reveal about her character that she still has a shred of humanity left. Her love for Jaime is what lets him go.

So Jaime rides off toward the impending doom in the North. He has to know that it’s likely he’ll never see Cersei or King’s Landing again. In the most beautiful sequence of the episode, Winter eases into King’s Landing like a lover’s whisper. Jaime rides alone into the darkness. Cue full-body goosebumps.

Meanwhile, the Winterfell storyline wrapped up (thank the gods!). This whole storyline was a mess all season. Real and feigned sibling rivalry. Backdoor meetings that made no sense. Long drawn out scenes that ultimately lead nowhere.

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So Arya and Sansa were in cahoots all along. But why? Once they had the supposed heart-to-heart that we as audiences never got to see in which they decided to be catty to each other (even in private where it would be irrelevant to whatever plan they hatched) and send Lady Brienne away (for reasons that still evade me, real or feigned), why did they draw out Little Finger’s existence for so long?

It wasn’t to make him suffer. It wasn’t to gain new information. They honestly could have executed him right away. And then we wouldn’t have had to endure what truly felt like filler – which is an insult when the creators are serving up such rushed and stunted material otherwise.

The best we can do is wash our hands of this whole debacle. I really mean it, this was Dorne-level impotence from the writers, which made no sense, wasted our time, and did damage all the characters involved.

The good thing that came from all this: a masterful acting performance from Aiden Gillen. Littlefinger’s final scene showed him vulnerable, pathetic, and scared. As vile of a character as he is, I felt pity for him. Not enough to mind when his own Valyrian steel dagger slashed his throat open, but enough to really take time to appreciate the character, but more than anything the actor.

Now let’s never speak of this Winterfell plot again.

Last but certainly not least, Jon and Daenerys finally gave into their desires. Whether you support the lovers or are weirded out by the incest, you can’t deny how beautiful they looked together, and how fantastic their chemistry is.

Knowledge-keepers Bran Stark and Samwell Tarly have a chit-chat about Jon. It’s strangely timed, as talking about incest certainly takes some of the fun out of the concurrent lovemaking, but it’s an interesting choice made by the writers, and to be honest at this point I’ll take any creative choice they come up with.

So now that the deed has been done, how will Jon and Daenerys react when they finally learn that they are nephew and aunt? Will Targaryen propensity for incest allow them to be okay with it? Will they have Targaryen babies, as seems to have been foreshadowed this season? Will they be at each other’s throats, vying for the right to sit on the Iron Throne? Well, we have a long time before the next season to theorize.

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Finally, Winter truly has come, and we’re all doomed. I suppose that whatever magic is in the Wall to prevent White Walkers from crossing over is a moot point when the Wall is attacked by a zombie dragon. I’m unsure of the mechanics here – whether zombie-Viserion breathes fire or ice.

If it’s fire, and is one of the things that kills walkers, shouldn’t that very fire destroy Viserion? If it is fire, why is it hotter in death? I’m more forgiving to the logic of it being ice (if we can bring logic into a discussion about dragons), but I’m not sure how that would destroy the Wall.

None the less (and nevermind how he flies with holes in his wings), Wight Viserion is magnificent, and the Night King riding him at the head of the legion of the undead was the perfect way to end the season. We have literally been waiting since the opening scene of season 1 for the White Walkers to breach the Wall. Now they have, and it is game on. First stop: Winterfell.

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A few more thoughts:

  • With the death of Littlefinger, the Knights of the Vale are no longer required to fight for the Starks. Not unless Robyn Arryn has grown out of that adorable phase where he just wants to push people out of the Moon Door. A marriage between Sansa and Robyn, while deplorable, would make strategic sense for this reason. My guess is that between time constraints and lazy writing, this issue will be swept under the rug and the Knights of the Vale will tag along in the battle against the dead. It should be noted that the Eyrie would be a fantastic place to fortify against White Walkers.
  • Guys. ARYA HAS LITTLE FINGER’S FACE.
  • With Jaime and Tyrion out of King’s Landing, Bronn should book it. If he stays around with only Cersei to keep him company, he’s just begging for an unhappy death.
  • Finally getting to see Rhaegar Targaryen was exciting in theory. Rhaegar is supposed to be a magnificent and beautiful warrior. He didn’t seem very beautiful, and his resemblance to Viscerys was unpleasant. Still, it was nice to see he and Lyanna at a happy wedding ceremony long ago in the pleasant warmth of Dorne, before all of this mess began.

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  • Seriously, still no Ghost? We haven’t seen Ghost for an entire season. It’s unforgivable.
  • Speaking of missing: WHERE IS GENDRY AGAIN? Seriously, the writers took all the trouble to bring him back. Once he’s on his mission, he’s immediately sent to the Wall like a kid being sent to his room. And now where is he? He wasn’t with Jon and company in King’s Landing. He wasn’t with Tormund and Beric Dondarrion at the Wall. Why even bring him back at all? We could at least still be enjoying rowboat memes.
  • Speaking of Tormund and Beric, I do not think they are dead. Sure, we don’t know, but they were shown making it to a “safe” part of the Wall, and they were not seen dying. I think that if they had died, we would have seen it.
  • This season was very precious with its characters and only killed off a few. This breaks with the danger and vitality that so defines Game of Thrones. Here’s hoping that the final season returns to its roots in this regard. Because the White Walkers are no joke, and we still have to put someone on the Iron Throne, so All Men – or at least most – Must Die.
  • I don’t have much to say about Theon Greyjoy. Too little, too late. I don’t care that he’s remorseful. He’s been remorseful since before Ramsay even tortured him. He’s still pathetic, and he’s done too much for me to ever forgive or care. His fist-fight with the Iron Islander was improbable. He was beat down, and I’m sorry, but even if you don’t have a penis anymore, a full-bodied knee to the groin will still hurt. There’s no way Theon would have won, and if he had I simply don’t buy that he would have instantly gained the respect of the other men there. As much as I like Yara, I don’t want to waste any more time on Theon and family, and I wish that he had died off long ago.

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  • Euron was a delight, though his presence was sparse this season. His contribution to the Dragon Pit negotiation was amusing. We know that there is more to come from this character. However, all the talk about his villainy surpassing Ramsay’s was clearly exaggerated.
  • Seeing that zombie must have been like Christmas for Qyburn. I can’t wait to see what he can do with some careful study of undead anatomy.
  • What was with that weird look Tyrion shot at Daenerys and Jon on the boat? Either he’s jealous because he loves Daenerys (we’ve seen no indication of that), he just got word – perhaps via raven – that the two are related, or he struck some sort of deal with Cersei. We’ll have to wait to see how this plays out.

My final thought: This season has been incredibly divisive. Some fans lamented the loss of the subtlety and nuance that defined Game of Thrones for so long. Some were thrilled with the breath-taking visual effects and action.

Neither opinion is wrong. Game of Thrones is in a category all its own – there is no other television show or work of art that can quite compare to the cultural phenomenon this has become and the sheer magnitude of its production. But it is still art, and art is subjective.

Art is also not immune to criticism, but that criticism should hopefully lead to a fruitful discussion rather than hateful dissension. One thing is for sure, I’ve made it this far, and I am definitely going to see the series through to the end. When the next season will be ready, we don’t know. So now our watch begins.






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Let’s start with the positives. Game of Thrones continues to raise the bar in excellence when it comes to visuals and effects. Cinematography, costume design, CGI, explosions and battles, when combined with Ramin Djawadi’s top-notch music and the cast’s (mostly) exceptional acting creates a sensory feast, and enough of an anchor to keep us engaged through any rough patches in the show.

The bad news is that the writing has officially fallen off. Unreasonably fast pace, convenience, and plot holes have been a problem for a while now (notably since the show has caught up to the source material), but the sheer amount of dei ex machina in this episode alone are pretty much the nail in the coffin.

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First off, traveling beyond the Wall to capture a Wight was NEVER a good idea. The sheer stupidity of the plan, as well as the execution, was worthy of a monumental face-palm.

Once the plan was set into motion, the writers seemed confused how to carry it off. What’s worse – they were unable to take the time or dole out the consequences that such a blunder deserved.

Once the group of warriors holed up on the little snow island, Daenerys and dragons had to come to the rescue, that much was clear. Because what other option could there have been? The seven main and near-main characters dying and joining the legions of the dead? (Well, that actually would have been a much more interesting choice.) No, the only thing we know of that could have saved our heroes was the same dragon fire we were intentionally shown recently in the loot train battle during “The Spoils of War”.

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The characters narrowly escaped once again, except of course for Thoros of Myr (who was one of the lowest tier characters of the group, and who was the dramatically correct choice out of anyone to die since taking out the group’s healer means no resurrections) and some Westerosi Red-Shirts.

But the consequence is part of what made Game of Thrones so great to begin with. Everything has a consequence, and mistakes are punished. Daenerys and Tyrion even talk about this earlier in the episode.

Don’t think I’m ignoring the elephant – or dragon – in the room. Viserion paid for the human’s blunders here when the Night King expertly hurled an ice javelin at him mid-flight. If you get upset when a Direwolf dies, watching the death of a dragon is even more devastating. A truly mythical and glorious beast – and now there are only two left in the entire world.

What’s worse: now the Night King has an ice dragon to add to his legion of the undead, giants, and polar bears. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Game Of Thrones season 7 episode 6 review: “Beyond the Wall"

Side note: some people criticize that the Night King missed Drogon while being able to hit Viserion, who was farther away. This is one of the few things in the episode that did not bother me because we saw Drogon hit by a very similar projectile a few episodes back. There was a reason for that: dragons are intelligent and he learned. So when Drogon saw a bolt fly at him he was able to dodge it because he had that experience to draw on. Did plot armor help? Of course! But there’s at least a plausible explanation underneath as well.

Benjen Stark / Coldhands rushes in to save Jon Snow in an offensively opportune moment, and after seeing him for about 30 seconds in this episode and season – and only briefly throughout the show – he sacrifices himself.

Meanwhile, we cut back and forth to Winterfell, where some confusing family drama is slowly playing out.

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I understand that Arya and Sansa have been through so many experiences that are as varied as they are traumatic. They have come out the other side of many challenges and become hardened in the process. I get it, but why does it have to be a weird competition? Why do they refuse to see eye to eye? Why are they so defensive that they have been through the worst things? Why don’t they just sit down with each other and talk about what they’ve been through? Even if Arya’s too pissed off, and even if Sansa is too freaked out by her psycho siblings – why in the world would she send Brienne of Tarth away? And why in the seven hells would she confide in Littlefinger!?

The writing in this season makes it impossible to empathize or understand the motivations of these characters. As a result, their sibling rivalry just comes off as annoying. Littlefinger is playing the game in Winterfell, because for some reason no one has ever learned that you can’t trust him – even Sansa despite her own warnings. But that’s all that we know.

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I can’t wait for this story line to wrap up. I just hope that Arya doesn’t come out the wrong end of it.

Back Jon and co: the brief and fool-hardy expedition did yield some pleasant and necessary interaction between the warriors. Tormund gushing about Brienne to the Hound was certainly a highlight. Jon offering Longclaw to Jorah and Jorah refusing the sword showed how noble both men were. And the group did snag a wight. Let’s just hope that it was worth it.

The most poignant scene in the entire episode was Jon and Dany on the boat. I have been known to criticize Emilia Clarke’s acting ability, but I also have noted how she and Kit Harrington really make each other shine. It’s true here. I honestly believe – even despite the scattershot writing of the season – that the two characters have fallen in love. I believe that (with a nudge from Tormund reminding him of the mistakes Mance Rayder made in the past) Jon finally submitted to Daenerys’ rule. And I applaud the show for holding onto their romantic and sexual tension rather than diving straight in for a kiss. We got to see these two characters truly vulnerable with each other, and regarding each other as equals.

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I never thought I would be rooting for two family members to get together so badly, but boy do I want Daenerys and Jon to be together.

My final thought: Considering this was the penultimate episode of the season, it was particularly disappointing. Such episodes in the past have included epic battles (Blackwater, Bastards, the Wall). While we did watch a small group of men fight off some ice zombies for a while, the Loot Train Battle dwarfed this one. Past penultimate episodes have also had shocking deaths – Ned Stark’s beheading and the Red Wedding to name a few. Certainly, the dragon’s death was serious, but this season has not had any main character die.

Only one episode of the season remains, and everything is coming to a head. We will see whether some heads will roll, or if the writers have some more easy outs in store for our characters.

Draconic prediction: The book prophesy regarding the three-headed dragon did make some people believe that Daenerys, Jon, and perhaps Tyrion would all ultimately ride one each. That option is obviously off the table now. I believe that one more dragon – Rhaegal more likely than not – will have to die. Then Daenerys and Jon will ride Drogon together: the three heads of the dragon.

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Game Of Thrones season 7 episode 5 review: “Eastwatch”

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Game Of Thrones season 7 episode 5 review: “Eastwatch"

First thing’s first. If you’re not caught up with the current season of Game of Thrones and its most recent episode “Eastwatch” you should stop reading right now because we are getting into heavy spoiler territory. Consider yourself fairly warned.

Okay, so yeah, Jaime is NOT dead. Bronn pulls him up from the depths of the strangely deep waters and Daenerys does not think to give chase and capture the King Slayer. She could have easily made him a valuable political prisoner, or exacted vengeance (since he did stab her father the Mad King).

Game of Thrones writer Dave Hill talks about the top 5 moments from the latest episode "Eastwatch" - Jaime Bronn

This is a missed opportunity. Why did “The Spoils of War” even end in a cliff-hanger if it was going to be immediately resolved so anti-climactically? Even forgiving the breach in logistics regarding Bronn pulling a heavy-army wearing Jaime a mile upstream from the brink of death, this creative decision robbed us of any strategic or emotional use for Jamie’s near-death experience.

But Dany’s got bigger fish to fry right now. Making the remaining Lannister and Tarly army soldiers bend the knee is priority number one. She is SUPER into making people bend the knee right now, even though she did not force, say, Yara Greyjoy or the Martel women to do the same last season.

However, Randyll Tarly does not comply with Daenerys’ demand. His refusal to bow down to yet another fire-happy, power-hungry queen is his last chance to basically flip the bird to the powers that be, and also to serve as an example so that his soldiers don’t have to suffer the same draconic fate.

Funny enough, Tyrion kindly suggests the same ultimatum that horrible-father Randyll Tarly presented to his own son Samwell years ago when he demanded he either go to the Wall and Take the Black, or die. Randyll refuses this offer, and we can all remember that he was never a nice guy to begin with.

But poor Dickon – who really stepped up to the plate last episode when he saved Jaime from a Dothraki fighter and won over our malleable hearts – decided to do the honorable thing and stood by his father’s side. Poor, stupid Dickon. For what it’s worth, Randyll and son die hand-in-hand, which is as heartwarming as it gets (literally).

Once again we are presented with the moral quandaries surrounding Daenerys’ leadership style. Tyrion and Varys examine these together in the Dragonstone throne room. Taking his first swig of wine in the entire show, Varys laments having served the Mad King too well, and cautions Tyrion take necessary steps to put Daenerys’ Targaryen tendencies in check.

True, it would be brutal to watch anyone being burned alive. But Daenerys did give the beaten soldiers a choice, and an explicitly clear choice at that. And when she asks Jon Snow why it bothers him so much when he himself caused thousands of men to die in the Battle of the Bastards, it reminds us of the late Tywin Lannister’s pragmatic logic. When Tyrion was upset about the Red Wedding, Tywin asked why it was preferable to kill more people in a drawn-out war than putting an end to the conflict in one horrible blow. The sad thing is that these rulers are not wrong, nor is Daenerys wrong when she says, “We both want to help people. We can only help them from a position of strength. Sometimes strength is terrible.

Jamie returns to King’s Landing with the news of the catastrophic defeat. Cersei’s pissed, Jaime’s in shock, and it’s nice to see the Lannister smugness rocked, if even for a moment, as they take in the reality of fighting against an army powered in part by Dothraki and dragons. Additionally, the truth is revealed that Lady Olenna killed Joffrey – not Tyrion after all. We should have expected that Cersei would not immediately believe it, as dead-set as she’s been to exact vengeance upon her younger brother. Her slow understanding of the situation unnerves her, and us.

Okay, but we need to talk about the big Targaryen moment between Drogon and Jon.

Jon Snow finally met Drogon, and the fans lost it!

We all know, via Bran’s vision of the Tower of Joy last season, that Jon is not the bastard of some lowborn who shacked up with Ned Stark. He is the son of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen, though this truth is still unknown to him. Dragons, however, are magical beings, and Drogon senses something different about the King in the North. Daenerys is visibly shocked, and moved, as her favorite child and newest crush connect on the windswept cliffs of Dragonstone. (Can Jon and Dany just get together already? Even Drogon seems to like the idea. Daenerys has come down with a serious case of Jon Snow fever, and I know what the cure is.)

That isn’t the only revelation concerning Jon we had this episode. Irritated Sam – who has not heard the news of his recently deceased father and brother – interrupts one of the most important discoveries in the entire show as Gilly proudly recites a little-known fact she read about Rhaegar Targaryen. Rhaegar had his marriage to Elia Martel annulled and married someone else – Lyanna Stark! This means that Jon Snow is not a bastard afterall, but in fact the rightful heir to the throne. Or one of them anyway.

Because we are rejoined with yet another character who has a right to the Iron Throne this episode: that’s right, Gendry! It’s about damn time that Robert Baratheon’s bastard made it back onto the screen. He’s older now, but he is ready to wail on enemies with the use of an epic Warhammer.

The realities surrounding royal legitimacy are now incredibly complicated, as Cersei, Daenerys, Jon, and Gendry all have a right to sit on the Iron Throne. Luckily the two “bastards” are new BFFs, and don’t care much about power, while Cersei and Daenerys are going to declare an armistice.

The reason for the truce is the matter of highest importance: the impending ice-zombie apocalypse. Bran has levelled up his warging abilities and is now able to transfer into the minds of an entire flock of ravens. Sure enough, he sees the army of the dead, and it has grown immensely.

That’s why Jon has to leave Dragonstone, and he has to do it now. There’s no more time to waste. Jorah, who pitifully returns to Daenerys, does not get much opportunity to make love-sick eyes at her before he leaves her again, to help Jon (and Daenerys) north of the Wall.

This entire season – and this episode in general – is crammed full of reunions. The last few scenes are so bursting with meetings that it’s comical. It might be carelessly rushed writing that brings seven diverse characters so quickly into each other’s company at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea, but the final shot redeems the convenience.

Game Of Thrones season 7 episode 5 review: “Eastwatch"

One of my favorite things about the last few seasons is the feminist elevation of women into positions of power, including autonomy within their own lives. The final scene of “Eastwatch”, however, is a classicmoment in which a rag-tag team of misfit warriors join together to fight impossible odds. We’ve seen this trope in action films, Westerns, fantasies, and legends, ranging from “The Magnificent Seven” to “300”, from “The Seven Samurai” to “The Fellowship of the Ring”. As Jon Snow, Tormund Giantsbane, Thoros of Myr, Beric Dondarrion, Jorah Mormont, Gendry, and the Hound venture beyond the gates of the wall, we have to celebrate a moment of masculine badassery. And celebration is welcome considering the odds, as it is unlikely that everyone will return from this mission alive.

Still in the North, just not as far, Arya and Sansa are chafing at each other. Arya is understandably irritated at the spoiled brat in Lady’s clothing that is her older sister. At the same time, Arya underestimates what Sansa has learned about politics in her years with the Lannisters and Littlefinger. Still, she is right about Sansa’s motives for power, even if Sansa has not fully embraced those desires yet.

Game Of Thrones season 7 episode 5 review: “Eastwatch"

Arya can see through Sansa well enough, as well as Littlefinger. But where Arya fails is in her arrogance. She’s used to being the craftiest person in the room. Littlefinger uses this weakness against her, and allows Arya to discover a scroll that Sansa wrote all the way back in season one, when she implored their brother Robb to bend the knee to Joffrey.

The Starks’ greatest strength is in their roots, and through all of the trauma Sansa and Arya have forgotten where they come from. If they can look past their predispositions against each other, and put some faith in their familial bond, they may be able to prevail. Still, Littlefinger is still in the game for a reason, and the shot of him peeking at Arya from the shadows is the best of the episode. Something serious is about to go down in Winterfell – especially considering there are only two episodes left of the season, and only eight left of the entire series.

Other thoughts:

It’s still a weird secret that Jon Snow died and came back to life. I’m not quite sure why. His resurrection is hardly less believable than an army of the undead. Especially when you’re talking to a woman who walked into a funeral pyre and walked out with baby dragons. Is this “secret” going to come back to haunt him? I’m not sure how.

Jorah returns once again, but I’m so over his story line. He’d better make himself highly useful up North. Although, to be honest, I’d prefer Jorah never make it back alive.

The latest Game Of Thrones episode, Eastwatch revealed a massive detail about Jon Snow

Equally boring is Sam Tarly. I’ve reached my limit for easy poop jokes at the Citadel, and I’m ready to move on. I guess Sam is too, but frankly I don’t care what he or Gilly do next. His importance to the story was one of knowledge, and now he’s leaving the place where he could do the most good because he is impatient and frustrated. He’s so impatient he couldn’t even hear the important information Gilly had to impart. And, more importantly on a relationship level, he couldn’t even be proud of her for coming so far in her ability to read and learn. She’s grown so much as a person, but now he seems to take her for granted. He will probably head far North, and we’ll also have to spend time learning about his reaction to the news of his father and brother’s deaths. But with so much to do in the show, and such little time left, we can’t afford many more Samwell detours.

Congratulations to the happy couple, Cersei and Jaime. Some viewers may believe that she is lying about being pregnant, but I don’t buy that. The argument is that she wants to control Jaime, and she would claim to be pregnant in order to manipulate him. But anyone can see that Jamie is already wrapped around her finger. Additionally, even regarding a lie that would be found out within a matter of months, Cersei has always loved her family first, and I don’t think that even in her jaded state she would make light of bringing a new child into the world.

Cersei Lannister gave the fans a big surprise in the latest Game of Thrones episode!

After so many houses have been wiped off the map (Boltons, Tyrells, Freys, etc.), it never sat with me that the Baratheons were extinct. Gendry is a welcome return. The costume designers of the scene summoned the house sigil in our subconscious even before we saw him. And I couldn’t be happier that he wields a Warhammer just as his father did. And with an engraved Stag to boot!

In an episode all about reunions, we were robbed of one of the more enticing ones: Tyrion and Bronn. The last we saw them was when Bronn refused to be Tyrion’s champion against the Mountain in season 4. They used to be thick as thieves. But their initial meeting was glossed over entirely.

Almost as disappointing was Tyrion and Jaime. Peter Dinklage and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau are both fine actors, but Tyrion and Jaime’s reunion was sterile and subpar.

Similarly, Jon receives the news that Arya and Bran are both alive. This would have some effect on most other characters, but in his typically grim manner he remains unphased. I understand that fighting White Walkers takes priority, but it doesn’t make sense that he doesn’t seem to feel any joy at all that two siblings he had thought were dead are actually still breathing.

As full of reunions and missed opportunities as this episode was, it was almost as full of fan-service. Ser Davos telling Gendry, “I thought you might still be rowing”, referencing the memes of impatient fans since season 3. Tormund asking after “the big woman” Brienne up at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea. Even the convenience of putting the Brotherhood Without Banners in the same place as Jon and crew.

My final thought:

The season has gone at break-neck speed. At the expense of subtlety. At the expense of secrecy. At the expense of… reasonable time it takes to travel anywhere. Seriously, the writers do not care AT ALL about traveling across the continent any longer. In season one it took a month in show time to travel from King’s Landing to Winterfell, and several episodes to travel back again. Now everyone seems to apparate wherever they please in a moment’s time.

Game of Thrones was built around its clever complexity, its human interactions, its strategic unfoldings. The show has now given away to climactic action and easy culminations. Part of that is truly breath-taking, as we witnessed in last week’s Loot Train Attack. But in slower episodes like these, many moments between characters, even if they seem exciting in the moment, appear lazy in retrospect. The show seems to be inadvertently begging for more breathing room, which would allow true artistry occur. If David Benioff and D.B. Weiss had let the pace breathe, we probably could have gotten an entire extra season of content, and all around higher quality.

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